Ryan Seacrest thought he was going to score Larry King's CNN gig because Larry said he should get it and he'd filled in for Larry. Well, on Thursday morning, UGG Cardy Boots the Emotional Scab Picker hosted Piers Morgan (a.k.a. The Guy Who Got Larry's Show) on his nationally syndicated radio show,"I'm Ryan Seacrest and You're Not," so he could pretend to be the humble runner-up the best way he knew how -- by making it All About Seabiscuit.

"Lots to congratulate you on. UGG Short BootsFirst of all, 'America's Got Talent,' due to the promotion I've given it, is number one," Seabiscuit told Morgan by way of kicking things off.

"I know how long and painful yesterday must have been for you," Morgan responded acidly,UGG Tall Boots adding, "Don't get me wrong, Ryan, you've had a good couple of years. . . . You've had a good run. Yesterday was a bad day for Seacrest."

"I think you have big shoes to fill," Seabiscuit jabbed ominously, trying to recover control of the interview.